hurt me baby. slash me. burn me.

RSS

(Source: forkonthe-left)

(Source: ace-anonymous)

iamscienceside:

dothepaniccc:

Science side of tumblr: why is every straight dude I associate with a giant idiot turd

Because straight dudes are, in fact, turds.

(Source: theamericankid)

baremidrifffs:

bile4:

this is fucked up

God

(Source: vinebox)

(Source: damndepressionnn)

triggeringconfessions:

Send your Confession to my Ask Box

triggeringconfessions:

Send your Confession to my Ask Box

Yeah, I hate that kid too

- me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan)

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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vinebox:

when someone calls me ugly

(Source: vinebox)

(Source: thesmackie)

wawasari:

HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!! 

(Source: sashatattooing)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*